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No Offence But Can I Hold Your Hand?

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copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

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ariolimax:

So I had a weird night last night

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laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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(Source: unshaped, via braydaaan)

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore, via jensenassbutts)

gingerduckling:

This will forever be my favourite post on tumblr.

(via strawbumble)

andriewgarfield:

phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be

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xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

(Source: beesmygod, via sam-fitzherbert)

(Source: teenagenicks, via jensenassbutts)

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

(via sam-fitzherbert)

fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

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(Source: plough8th, via borinq)

kidcthulhu:

kaciart:

starkswillremember:

god i love it when nat runs for cover under steve’s shield / steve instinctively raises his arm to cover them both

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babiiieeesss

And Clint just runs off to fuck knows where, while Thor just kinda looks inconvenienced 

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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud, via moriartysapocalypse)

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

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