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embelish:

me after every haircut

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helioscentrifuge:

swolizard:

I decided to make the most triggering post on tumblr

Im not sorry

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yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

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im-heem:

beautyandthebooty:

enragedcunt:

war-ant:

dammit topanga.

Zamn, Daddy.

Danielle Fishel

still plottin in 2014

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panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

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feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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gsdpup:

my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

(via itsnot-aboutforcinghappiness)

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

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bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

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dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

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“ The floor is lava! ”

—    Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

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oldfuckingspook:

The year is 2068. Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems. 

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